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Jules, you are the best. I canโ€™t even describe how much this means to me and l. You are punk rock, a kind, vivid soul, and an immensely gifted writer. When the aliens come, and they will, oh, they will come, then you will be abducted first. Donโ€™t worry because they will make you Queen of the Snarfblat Temple from which you will reign for a thousand years and a day. The bad news? No cheese puffs and the aliens only get Norwegian Slow TV on the tele. Much Love, j

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