Why Random Guys Need to Stay Away From a Paranoid Bitch Like Me, Who Believes That All The…
Ezinne Ukoha

Im a self acclaimed paranoid “bitch” too who both loves and becomes increasingly wary of people due to my love of SVU. “Is he going to pimp me out?” “What if he spikes my drink?” “He might kidnapp me and keep me as a domestic or sexual slave?” “He’ll keep me locked in a room and collect me pension”

Suffice to say, my romantic liasons are few and far between and I’d be just as paranoid as you if some random had at me on the street. Then, I’d go home, alone, check my plenty of fish profile and wish someone would just approach me.

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