How to make a living as a writer

Are you considering the luxurious and reputable career path of the writer?

Do you envision yourself sipping champagne on a first class flight, doting over a notepad of possible interview questions to ask Björk when you meet her for lunch in Reykjavík?

Surprise! I’m a writer currently making this guide for aspiring writers in my sweatpants, alone in my bedroom, on my third cup of…