Eddy AshioyaLonely, but happySometimes I find it hard to believe I’m adulting. I delight in most of the things I liked as a teenager – singing, spite, solitude. The…Sep 16, 2020Sep 16, 2020
Eddy Ashioya“Don’t fix what is not broken.”That’s the voice in the desert, the office Karen reminding us once more, that eventually, you too will conform.Sep 16, 2020Sep 16, 2020
Eddy AshioyaThe lure of Top LayerAh Kerugoya Secondary School for Sons of African Gentlemen. I’m glad to be here where it all begun. My drinking, i mean. I’m kidding…Aug 22, 2019Aug 22, 2019
Eddy AshioyaWhy I really hate buying condomsFull disclosure: I still don’t like buying condoms.Aug 19, 2019Aug 19, 2019
Eddy AshioyaBellringers were the gods of high schoolI hated bellringers in high school. I still do. But i am here because i need closure.Aug 15, 2019Aug 15, 2019
Eddy AshioyaNgaahika Ndeenda!! I will marry when i am scaredThe rate at which hot girls are flying off the shelf has got my antennae on alert. This should be declared a National Disaster. What is…Aug 13, 2019Aug 13, 2019
Eddy AshioyaIf you think Kenyans love going to church, then you really need some churchWhy do African churches last so long? It’s 7AM. This is a story of persecution as it is of redemption. I believe in God but i don’t…Aug 11, 2019Aug 11, 2019
Eddy AshioyaI don’t hate texting. I just hate texting YouBut dating an 18 year old is tough. Weuh. I feel like a sponsor aki. *Ting!* “Nmemalixa kuchop. Umenimix bebz?” New phone. Who…Aug 5, 2019Aug 5, 2019
Eddy AshioyaHow Hockey Sticks became a high school scam1 bucket,1 hockey stick, 1 Plastic Plate,1 Plastic cup, 1 Spoon, 1 Mattress 31/2 by 6, 2 Blankets & 2 Bed sheets (color maroon), 1…Jul 25, 2019Jul 25, 2019
Eddy AshioyaHow Mama Fua changed my outlook on BachelorhoodIt is increasingly becoming hard to survive as a bachelor in Nairobi. As I am in my peak bachelorhood years - Doing Laundry, Affordable…Jul 15, 2019Jul 15, 2019