veronica mars’ eyebrows

early 2000s is now like the 90s and

veronica mars furrows her eyebrows

which are blonde and not discernible

they are like milk spilt on a bench

nobody says: veronica mars has good eyebrows

or how does she do her contouring

veronica mars doesn’t even do contouring

veronica mars’ eyesbrows are totally unremarkable

i couldn’t tell you the first thing

about them