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Ed Rea-Allison
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Ed Rea-Allison

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Ed Rea-Allison
Ed Rea-Allison
Sep 7, 2016 · 1 min read

To save one’s bacon

The dainty youth placed his plimsoles either side of the bottomless chasm. Overhead, the guttural roaring increased as the unknown entity burrowed closer. Peering in the dim light at the face of his wristwatch, he decided he had seconds before the bomb detonated. To his left, the angry…

Ed Rea-Allison
Ed Rea-Allison
Sep 11, 2015 · 1 min read

Oh God

‘Oh God!’ cried Eric in despair. His aching head fell and weary shoulders drooped. He was at his lowest ebb. He clutched the bible close to his…

Ed Rea-Allison
Ed Rea-Allison
Sep 11, 2015 · 1 min read

Dinner Date

‘Are you ready yet darling? The taxi is outside.’

Ed Rea-Allison
Ed Rea-Allison
Sep 9, 2015 · 1 min read

Cooing

The curious pigeon pecked gingerly at the man lying prostrate on the floor. As the frequency of the pecking increased, he groaned and tried to turn over. This was no way to consummate a marriage.

Ed Rea-Allison
Ed Rea-Allison
Sep 9, 2015 · 1 min read

The good old days

The trebuchet creaked as the mechanism slipped into place. The fancy lady fired the orphan into the sea.