Ed Rea-AllisonTo save one’s baconThe dainty youth placed his plimsoles either side of the bottomless chasm. Overhead, the guttural roaring increased as the unknown entity…Sep 7, 2016Sep 7, 2016
Ed Rea-AllisonOh God‘Oh God!’ cried Eric in despair. His aching head fell and weary shoulders drooped. He was at his lowest ebb. He clutched the bible close to…Sep 11, 2015Sep 11, 2015
Ed Rea-AllisonCooingThe curious pigeon pecked gingerly at the man lying prostrate on the floor. As the frequency of the pecking increased, he groaned and tried…Sep 9, 2015Sep 9, 2015
Ed Rea-AllisonThe good old daysThe trebuchet creaked as the mechanism slipped into place. The fancy lady fired the orphan into the sea.Sep 9, 2015Sep 9, 2015
Ed Rea-AllisonViolent Grudge‘You lot are so fucking childish!’ moaned Ian as he swept out of the ball pool. He dried his eyes with his ripped sleeve and inserted the…Sep 9, 2015Sep 9, 2015
Ed Rea-AllisonGünter the elastic boyHe was certainly the talk of the office, what with his elasticated mid riff. Fate, however, had played him a cruel hand with the stunted…Sep 9, 2015Sep 9, 2015
Ed Rea-AllisonMadcap Keith cont…‘Handle my ailment!’ she barked into his one good ear whilst grinding her substantial goiter against his crud smeared cheek.Sep 9, 2015Sep 9, 2015