EduardoThe Last Walk HomeY’all no tea no shade but I would fuck up a cheeseburger right now. Who cares that it’s seven in the morning? I’ve been out since 1 and…1d ago1d ago
EduardoAugust & 73 QuestionsHello August. This year has been flying by. Is this some collective dream or just how time passes when you’re an adult?4d ago4d ago
EduardoThe Hamster WheelI’m pissed off. I’m in pain. I’m full of dreams. I’m full of stars. I have a voice. I love to sing. I love to dance. I love to drink. Not…Jul 19Jul 19
EduardoBye Gay, Hello JulyHello all. It’s July first, which means I am straight now. Woof. Is anyone else violently hungover today? Time flies when you’re having…Jul 1Jul 1
EduardoSugar Baby ApplicationIt’s the last Gay Guy Friday of Pride Month, and I am just sick of it everyone. Sick of what you may ask? Being poor. I’ve been unemployed…Jun 28Jun 28
EduardoNASTY GIRL SUMMERAnd on the third day, the Lord said: “IS ANYBODY GONNA MATCH MY FREAK?”Jun 7Jun 7
EduardoMay ReflectionsWell everyone, May is over. May is CANCELED. #MayIsOverParty #IAlreadyUsedTheWord OverInTheFirstSentence #IsThatBadWritingJun 1Jun 1