My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas

The Solar System. Been around for awhile. So, in all that time, you’d think we could at least figure out what’s in it. I remember kids using Mnemonic Devices to remember the planet names. Honestly, is “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas” really that much easier to remember than Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto? It’s nine items. You can checkout in the Express Lane.

But times change. And planets, just like factory workers, get downsized. All of a sudden Pluto seems small in comparison to some of the other objects loitering at the edge of the solar system. “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas,” has now devolved into “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nothing…except a thousand random chunks of floating universe debris.”

Now, there’s talk of a “new” ninth planet. But if we let a little girl name it after a Disney character like we did the last time, we might end of with “Olaf” as our ninth planet. Which, I guess is fine if they discover it’s mostly made of ice.

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