It is precisely this recurrent clarion call to regress back into our animal nature that defines our humanity in our commitment to its unanswering. We actualize New Jerusalem out of the Æther surrounding us from within, or without time we diminish into Zenoine infinity.

“On Eddie Haskell’s stupid freckled face you just wanna punch and shove your cock into at the same time. Not in any kinda gay way or anything, in B&W."

–Dan Quail, often misattributed to JFK

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notes from among the grounds:

on degenerosity:

This one does feature a suicide or two- ✓Snopes

Over fifty families were left homeless after the deadly F4 tornado swept through the county just one horrifying week ago. Info on how you can offer your help and support is available in my twat.

Sad, I know.

But now... we bring you the inspiring story of one wonderful family who despite losing it all, continues to believe

"There's no place like home"

Son- Cowardly Lion
Daughter- Dorothy Gale
Dad- Tin Man
Mom- dead

And Introducing
Toto as Toto

Fart Gratia Fartsy

"Yeah we do this every year, didn't wanna break the tradition just on account of all that's happened"

“Well you’ve certainly got this reporter feeling ‘Over the Rainbow’ if you know what I mean!”

"No, I don’t rightly do, Ma’am"



notes from among the grounds:

Let me tell you a little something about judging people based on assumptions:

The other week, I passed a homeless man on the street. I looked him right in the eye and just walked on by, never giving him a second thought.

See, I assumed because he was black that he wasn’t even worth asking if he knew about any meth, even though he was homeless.

Our paths crossed again a few days later and he actually has fantastic meth.

Some of my best friends are meth, actually...

You know the old adage:
'ᴀssᴜᴍᴇᴅ' = "ᴀss? ᴜ? ᴍᴇ? ᴅ?"