Things That Were Once Enjoyable and Now Are Not Thanks to People in Power with Penises
Asking “Who is Keyser Söze?”
Jell-o Pudding
JFK
Hugging it out, Ari Gold-style
American Beauty
Mocking Steven Seagal for being a loser in all the other ways he’s a loser
Mocking Charlie Sheen for being a loser in all the other ways he’s a loser
Maybe Pamela Adlon, I dunno
Pootie Tang
Bugsy
The song Brother Louie (Hot Chocolate Song) redone by Ian Lloyd of the Stories
Lex Luthor (though that’s really on Jesse Eisenberg, but he’s probably an okay dude in real life, I hope.)
Gold
Masturbation
(get that sweatshirt above at 0stees.com, if you really want to at this point and aren’t weeping)