Things That Were Once Enjoyable and Now Are Not Thanks to People in Power with Penises

Eric Griffith
Nov 10, 2017 · 1 min read

Asking “Who is Keyser Söze?”

Jell-o Pudding


Hugging it out, Ari Gold-style

American Beauty

Mocking Steven Seagal for being a loser in all the other ways he’s a loser

Mocking Charlie Sheen for being a loser in all the other ways he’s a loser

Maybe Pamela Adlon, I dunno

Pootie Tang


The song Brother Louie (Hot Chocolate Song) redone by Ian Lloyd of the Stories

Lex Luthor (though that’s really on Jesse Eisenberg, but he’s probably an okay dude in real life, I hope.)



(get that sweatshirt above at, if you really want to at this point and aren’t weeping)

Eric Griffith

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Author of KALI: THE GHOSTING OF SEPULCHER BAY and BETA TEST! Writer/Editor for by day; writer and layabout by night.

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