Aaron, You are so so funny. I am laughing so hard I tears in my eyes. I don’t know which quote made me laugh the most.
“You can’t change your family, so learn to drive as soon as possible”
“If at first you don’t succeed, try again, and if you still don’t succeed then give up and stop wasting your time, idiot.”
“Remember, quitting is always an option, because trying is hard.”
“Always remember that your present situation is not your final destination. There’s always prison or death.”