Peter Andre Haunts My Dreams
John Kerrison

I had insomnia once while trying out some stomach meds. It was one of the unlikely side effects to be experienced, but I’d go to bed around ten at night and wake up some four hours later. This went on for four nights, until it was the meds I’d been put on, and so I made a call to my GP.

Insomnia is a horrible thing to experience. Even worse to be woken up with thoughts of such terrible 90s celebrities. Like, why can’t your brain let you have revelations about 90s Jim Carrey, before all the anti-vax nonsense he’s into now? Or offer up thoughts about when Blue Peter was still good? Or ponder whether Clarissa ever really explained it all?

I’m sorry your brain is being mean to you, John.

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