PinnedPublished inThe Belladonna ComedyWhat He Means When He Says He Doesn’t Like CatsWhen he says: There’s something creepy about cats. He means: I hate cats and that hatred is rooted in deep seated, unexamined misogyny.Oct 29, 2022A response icon69Oct 29, 2022A response icon69
PinnedPublished inSlackjawWhat I Said To My Boyfriend During A Fight Vs. What I Said One Hour Before His TherapyI shouldn’t have to tell you why I’m upset because you should already know why I’m upset.Nov 17, 2022A response icon6Nov 17, 2022A response icon6
Published inSlackjawI’m One Of The Townspeople From Beauty And The Beast: We Need To Talk About BelleBelle might turn her nose up at the “baker with his tray like always,” but I, for one, appreciate his commitment to consistencyMar 1A response icon11Mar 1A response icon11
Published inSlackjawA Member Of The Donner Party Responds To It Being Called A “Party”Even considering how terrible our parties were in 1846, no one would have mistaken our situation for a shindig.Dec 18, 2023A response icon3Dec 18, 2023A response icon3
Published inSlackjawThe “Choose Life” Trainspotting Monologue With Additions From My MomChoose a family. Seriously. Would it kill you to spend a little less time on your screenplay and a little more time trying to meet…Oct 10, 2023A response icon2Oct 10, 2023A response icon2
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyIt’s Way Too Hot; I Promise I’ll Never Complain About The Cold Ever AgainI’m a #WinterPerson from here on out.Aug 18, 2023Aug 18, 2023
Published inSlackjawWelcome To Our Fancy Restaurant! Here Are Tonight’s Specials And No, You May Not Know Their PriceI will take these prices to my grave, and by grave, I mean the end of the mealMay 18, 2023A response icon4May 18, 2023A response icon4
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyThe People My Fiancé and I Must Invite To Our Wedding, According To My ParentsMy parents’ dentist: “She’s known you since before you had braces. That’s longer than you’ve known your fiancé!”Sep 27, 2022A response icon9Sep 27, 2022A response icon9
Published inSlackjawA Timeline Of My Thoughts In The One Hour After I Leave A PartyEverything went really well, except for that awkward thing I said.Jul 26, 2022A response icon13Jul 26, 2022A response icon13
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyWelcome to Body By SisyphusYou are HERE, you are PRESENT, and you are NEVER LEAVINGMay 24, 2022A response icon2May 24, 2022A response icon2
