ElderbabyOnward.Hiking/trail running season is back. I’m not much of a runner, but I’m also not one of the great many hikers with their poles and boots and…3 min read·Apr 28, 2024----
ElderbabyThe deep, dark cockfight in my soulInside you are two wolves…You’ve heard it. You know. The duality of humans. But some of us see wolves less often than cocks, so that’s what…2 min read·Mar 24, 2024----
ElderbabyThe Mischief SalonThis has nothing to do with anything but everything to do with hope and gauche prose. Introverted, and yet…I present to you my dream party.3 min read·Jan 31, 2024----
ElderbabySeeing the picnic through the woodsSometimes the act of coming out is easier than thinking about it. The notion of being honest about something that your friends and family…2 min read·Jan 21, 2024----
ElderbabyOn being thicc and gay.In a conversation with a pal, we got on the topic of inherited culture and she was curious to know mine. A product of beige colonialism, I…3 min read·Jan 14, 2024----
ElderbabyThe Ole SwitcherooMy car died downtown the other day, at approximately 5:17, just after the car shop shuttered its windows for the night. All for want of a…2 min read·Dec 24, 2023----
ElderbabyOn being seenToday is my nope day: No alarms, no agenda. Ruined plans lead to a commitment to doing absolutely nothing. Staying in bed, eating garbage…3 min read·Dec 15, 2023----
ElderbabyGift of the what noWe sit in the dumb phase: More lounging, snacks and wine. Less socializing outside of the bedroom or dishes. We are in the marveling phase…3 min read·Dec 3, 2023----
ElderbabyBetter Than EveryoneWalking into the bougiest bar a dinky town can muster, all dim and vibey with live edge wood and plateless food, I met up with my ex and…3 min read·Nov 26, 2023----
Elderbabyon being lavaIt’s funny how impervious we feel within our skins when things are fresh: The gleam of my crisp, new gayness feels strong and happy and…3 min read·Oct 22, 2023----
