ElderbabyOnward.Hiking/trail running season is back. I’m not much of a runner, but I’m also not one of the great many hikers with their poles and boots and…Apr 28Apr 28
ElderbabyThe deep, dark cockfight in my soulInside you are two wolves…You’ve heard it. You know. The duality of humans. But some of us see wolves less often than cocks, so that’s what…Mar 24Mar 24
ElderbabyThe Mischief SalonThis has nothing to do with anything but everything to do with hope and gauche prose. Introverted, and yet…I present to you my dream party.Jan 31Jan 31
ElderbabySeeing the picnic through the woodsSometimes the act of coming out is easier than thinking about it. The notion of being honest about something that your friends and family…Jan 21Jan 21
ElderbabyOn being thicc and gay.In a conversation with a pal, we got on the topic of inherited culture and she was curious to know mine. A product of beige colonialism, I…Jan 14Jan 14
ElderbabyThe Ole SwitcherooMy car died downtown the other day, at approximately 5:17, just after the car shop shuttered its windows for the night. All for want of a…Dec 24, 2023Dec 24, 2023
ElderbabyOn being seenToday is my nope day: No alarms, no agenda. Ruined plans lead to a commitment to doing absolutely nothing. Staying in bed, eating garbage…Dec 15, 2023Dec 15, 2023
ElderbabyGift of the what noWe sit in the dumb phase: More lounging, snacks and wine. Less socializing outside of the bedroom or dishes. We are in the marveling phase…Dec 3, 2023Dec 3, 2023
ElderbabyBetter Than EveryoneWalking into the bougiest bar a dinky town can muster, all dim and vibey with live edge wood and plateless food, I met up with my ex and…Nov 26, 2023Nov 26, 2023
Elderbabyon being lavaIt’s funny how impervious we feel within our skins when things are fresh: The gleam of my crisp, new gayness feels strong and happy and…Oct 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023