The Best Programming Dad Jokes
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No, I will not be hardcoding or programming dad jokes to a console or migrating them to a database. For my first blog post, after starting this new and exciting chapter at a coding bootcamp, I am going to share a collection of my favorite programming dad jokes that I found and can relate to. A CONSTANT sense of humor is invaluable when the frustration of debugging inevitably sets in. Here are a couple jokes, that I may not have been able to laugh at 3 weeks ago.

Q: “Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”
A: Inheritance
Q: What did the Java code say to the C code?
A: You’ve got no class.
Q: Why did the database administrator leave his wife?
A: She had one-to-many relationships
Q: How did the programmer die in the shower?
A: He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: Because he didn’t get arrays…
Q: What is a database programmer’s favorite drink?
A: Da-Queries
Q: Why did the constant break up with the variable?
A: Because she changed…
Q: What did the SQL query ask the tables in the bar?
A: May I JOIN you?

Q: Why were A & B so frustrated?
A: Because they couldn’t cd…
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