The Best Programming Dad Jokes

Eugene DiBenedetto
Aug 24, 2017 · 2 min read

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No, I will not be hardcoding or programming dad jokes to a console or migrating them to a database. For my first blog post, after starting this new and exciting chapter at a coding bootcamp, I am going to share a collection of my favorite programming dad jokes that I found and can relate to. A CONSTANT sense of humor is invaluable when the frustration of debugging inevitably sets in. Here are a couple jokes, that I may not have been able to laugh at 3 weeks ago.

Q: “Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”

A: Inheritance

Q: What did the Java code say to the C code?

A: You’ve got no class.

Q: Why did the database administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationships

Q: How did the programmer die in the shower?

A: He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?

A: Because he didn’t get arrays…

Q: What is a database programmer’s favorite drink?

A: Da-Queries

Q: Why did the constant break up with the variable?

A: Because she changed…

Q: What did the SQL query ask the tables in the bar?

A: May I JOIN you?

Q: Why were A & B so frustrated?

A: Because they couldn’t cd…

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