Br. Gene Smalley

Spokesman

Watchtower Bible and Tract Cult

25 Columbia Heights,

New York,

NY 11201,

United States

Dear Gene,

How’s it hanging?

My name is Jehovah Cop, but for legal reasons I cannot reveal my real name at the moment, but anyone doing a bit of careful research would be able to find this out very easily. I write to you in application for the position of Elder. I have all the necessary experience that is required to be able to fulfill such a role. I have experience in getting mixed up (unwanted) in the personal affairs of others, broken up families, covered up child abuse, gave Elders details from the Police Computer where they could go and visit other vulnerable people so that they too can be abused, and I have badgered, battered grannies and have involved myself in the abuse of ethnic minorities and discussions on ethnic cleansing.

What Difference Does it Make?
Despite all of your deceit, lies, new light shite, failed prophecies and all the dirty and nasty things that you do under the pretext of calling yourselves Christian, I did all these things because you asked me to, and I would still do them again and again and all because you asked me to. When the Police came sniffing, as per protocol, I did not mention your name and how you are actively personally involved in the abuse of minors and other vulnerable individuals, nor were the names of local Elders mentioned. I am always pleased to cover up for you and others at the expense of vulnerable victims, just so that you can get your way. I love how untrained, unprofessional and totally uncouth Elders cam march in, meddle in the affairs of others, destroy families, and then walk away without a second thought as to the damage they are causing, even when this has the potential of ending in suicide of the individuals we are shepherding. My own Police Chief will vouch for me in that I am Jesus Christ, because (in his own words) he is God (Yahweh) the Father. I hope you will consider my application, and thus allow me to go on to destroy the lives of more and more people. Many ask why the Watchtower and Jehovah’s Witness Pseudo Christian Cult Religion is one that is number 1 with child abusers, and all I can say is that the religion is like a strong Watchtower for such individuals to run into whereby they are given full protection. I look forward to hearing from you in due course.

Your Ever Loyal Servant Jehovah Cop