Ненависти к подписям псот

Сколько раз вы читали в конце письма следующий бред? Правильно, много раз. А дочитывали его до конца? Правильный ответ: ни одного. Его НИКТО НИКОГДА НЕ ЧИТАЕТ.

При этом люди забывают указать свое имя, должность, телефон и скайп. Зачем мне знать имя главного маркетолога клиента? Или, напр., телефон начальника отдела разработки? Это же, несомненно, секретная информация.

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