Aug 22, 2017 · 1 min read
“ so I can avoid negative confrontation, dinner purchasing, opening car doors and other impeding doors, gazing passionately into eyes, flower-giving, homemade card-writing, rom-com marathoning, Gold Bonding hands so they don’t sweat when you touch them, carrying electronic heating pads on person when the lunar cycle dictates I should and joint slumbering in a twin-sized bed”
— do you really want to avoid all of that???!
Apart from this paragraph i would have loved to receive your letter.