Matthew Dellovadova to Open Sports Themed Hookah Bar in Greater Milwaukee Area.

Quick update: Sources at the Vertical are confirming that Matthew Dellavadova’s business consortium — “DellaBros” is planning to open a Hookah Bar in Glendale, WI tentatively named HookoVa. Looking to tap into the fast growing Hooters meets Hookah trend that is blowing through the midwest they are in late stage negotiations with longtime Wisconsonite & passionate Hookateur Tony Shalhoub to be the face of the coming smoke shop.

Shoutout to Woj for getting the scoop here. While Delli doesn’t Hookah “per se” his best friend from primary school, Russell has been trying to quit carbs for over a year, and feels this might be a great alternative for him.

Expect a 400 word Donsky think piece breakdown, charting the winners & losers of Kure & HookoVa, complete with a photo comparison of Heather Graham’s wardbrode choices while visiting both establishments.

Conspiracy Theory #1: Is the Ringer ripe for a takeover by Univision Communications, complete with a re-branding as the Onion of sports & culture?

As the summer of Taylor Swift’s most elaborate music video shoot continues, prepare yourselves for the coming “Ringer Pivot”™. The reign of Donsky & Borcas will be absolute. Tank tops & Yeezys will be worn with reckless abandon. The revolution has begun.