Gemini GirlGOODBYE 2016. AND FUCK YOU.Here’s a list of things I’ve had to (or had the pleasure of) saying a final goodbye to in 2016.Dec 23, 2016Dec 23, 2016
Gemini GirlI’m Sorry Ladies, Did I Miss the Meeting? Or was A Memo Sent Out That I Didn’t Get?Over the last 6–7 months, I cannot count how many times I’ve been asked, by other WOMEN, when I’m due or how far along am I.Nov 20, 2016Nov 20, 2016
Gemini GirlNever Ask A Woman If She’s Pregnant.Before this past summer started, I noticed I was getting a little bit of a belly. Like any rational human being who eats shitty food, I…Nov 20, 2016Nov 20, 2016
Gemini GirlI Honestly Cannot Stand You Anymore.I truly have no idea what goes on in my husband’s head. Apparently, he’s visually impaired because, when I ask why he is not capable of…Aug 17, 2016Aug 17, 2016
Gemini GirlMy Uterus Hates Me and is Seeking RevengeI’m 38, with no children and no desire to ever have them. I’m perfectly happy being an aunt and my husband has no desire to be anything…Aug 9, 2016Aug 9, 2016
Gemini GirlI thought we had finally grown up and were being adults.Over the next 2 months we got into these texting wars. She was very clear about how I embarrassed her, was condescending, and interrupted…Apr 26, 2016Apr 26, 2016
Gemini GirlNo, I’m Not Pregnant. But thanks for Asking, AssholesI don’t quite know what to think about this phenomena, maybe I missed the memo?? Recently, I and several people I work with, have had to…Apr 22, 2016Apr 22, 2016
Gemini GirlWhat Do You Do When a Parent Starts to Take Advantage of You and Your Spouse?My father is 61 years old, technically physically disabled since his late thirties due to a work injury (he was a union guy). Recently…Mar 1, 2016Mar 1, 2016
Gemini GirlWhen you realize that you no longer live to work, you now simply work to live.I used to love my job. I was a Supervisor of a team of 15–18 people at the East Coast corporate headquarters of Wells Fargo. I was making…Feb 26, 2016Feb 26, 2016