Get rid of your scrum master, your product owner, your Agile coach, and fire the Agile consultancy that’s going to make you more Agile. Now that you have a blank slate you can start to figure out what makes sense for YOU.
Agile Is The New Waterfall

I just have a sense that the point of Agile is being missed here. This actually seems like the No True Scotsman Fallacy.

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