Ella JeanieNo offence, but surgery sucks.It’s been a hell of a year to say the very least. Everyone has experienced upheaval and shock and absolute bullshit to varying degrees in…Nov 7, 20212Nov 7, 20212
Ella JeanieThe Things I Never Thought I’d MissSomething something, unprecedented times, the new normal, stay safe stay healthy. We’ve heard it all before. The slow counter of “days…Apr 23, 2021Apr 23, 2021
Ella JeanieQuestions University Courses Couldn’t AnswerI’ve spent my fair share of time at good ol’ UBC Vancouver. It’s been nearly 5 full years, including two sets of summer courses, and a job…Apr 28, 20201Apr 28, 20201
Ella JeaniePapa Bear.“Paul, go with her!” were the first words that I ever heard in my mom’s voice. They didn’t register; I was neither breathing nor…Nov 21, 20191Nov 21, 20191
Ella JeanieGet NakedThere’s fingers wound deep into the roots of my hair and a palm on my waist, fingers biting deep into the curve above my hip. They’re…Oct 10, 20191Oct 10, 20191
Ella JeanieChecklist to complete before texting Him(™)It could be morning, afternoon, or somewhere in the smallest hours occupied by only insomniacs, maniacs, and shift workers. Your phone may…Sep 26, 2019Sep 26, 2019
Ella JeanieThe adolescent mixtape: Volume 2.First attempts at flirting sounded like the Hallelujah chorus. It slipped between the music stands in a fourth grade classroom and sunk…Jul 6, 2019Jul 6, 2019
Ella JeanieWhen your best friend leaves you for a cooler group of girls, you’ll listen to Sk8r Boi by Avril…The first time you think you’ve had your heart broken, you’ll lie on your bed and listen to Iris by the GooGoo Dolls on repeat and cry…Jun 1, 2019Jun 1, 2019
Ella JeanieFor Mice Watching a Rat Race; Benefits of Computer Science Beyond the Silicon ValleyIt seems that everywhere you look, there’s some new technology that’s shaping the way we live. In my brief 21 years, I’ve seen the first…Mar 12, 2019Mar 12, 2019
Ella JeanieA Deficiency of HaydensIt’s 4:30am on the day after Boxing Day, and I’ve listened to Blank Space seven times in a row. I have no tears left to cry and there’s a…Feb 26, 2019Feb 26, 2019