Millennial witch of Medium. 20something writer/emergency room employee/comedy nerd/wine enthusiast. I was once told to wash my mouth with soap. ellieguzman.com
One day when I’m an old lady and Medium creates some kind of directory/archive feature we’ll all laugh together around a bonfire on top of a spaceship.
Hiding, eating food.
Lord forbid I eat in peace.
This sandwich is cold.
I have been working nonstop since I published “Hello, Poverty, Old Friend” (unfortunately, the holidays are a busy time for our ER. The day after Christmas was, well, *puts head in hands, screams a little bit, and takes a…