6 Things I Realized My Butt Looks Like

  1. Rocky road ice cream
  2. A deflating Pikachu floaty at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade
  3. An old peach that got wedged between your pantry and the fridge and you find it three years later
  4. A blind child’s drawing of what they think the moon looks like
  5. A tub of Play Doh from your childhood
  6. Jeff Sessions