Ellie GuzmanMar 26
Date Lunch: A Haiku
He couldn’t hold it.
He ran to the nearest place.
B pooped at the Y.
My boyfriend B had some tummy issues today (spicy soup plus bread pudding will do that to you) and he ran into a YMCA that was down the block since he couldn’t go two-sies in the restaurant. Obviously I thought it was hilarious. The moral: don’t date me.