ElliotstewartI live to judge and complainSome people just have nothing better to do with their livesJun 13Jun 13
Elliotstewartit’s ok to judge these kinds of peopleGiven a choice they prefer a regular car horn over a la cucaracha horn.Apr 26Apr 26
ElliotstewartYou might not be that great of a person if.You’re well under six feet and you put your seat back on the airplane.Jul 14, 2023Jul 14, 2023
ElliotstewartSeattle’s sentient gumwallBreaking news covering last night’s unexpected comet sighting Seattle’s pike place market as the famous gum wall appears to have reached…Jun 1, 2023Jun 1, 2023
ElliotstewartRon DeSantis might end feud with Disney.Ron DeSantis is willing to consider ending dispute with Disney as long as they give him Walt’s long sought after collection of Nazi…May 27, 2023May 27, 2023
ElliotstewartA.I. BurgerTech mogul Eugene Billingsley has given his statement to congress after investigating the massive failure of his fast food chain A.I…May 18, 2023May 18, 2023
ElliotstewartInsecure autosFord’s line of insecure autos has released its brand new F-550 and it’s the first truck of its kind with a state of the art fuel source…Mar 16, 2023Mar 16, 2023
ElliotstewartThe miserable bastards you know.These are eight of the far too many kinds of miserable bastards you will unfortunately have to meet and sometimes even know in your…Sep 23, 2022Sep 23, 2022
ElliotstewartBadger meat now served at restaurant in SeattleBoston woman opens a new restaurant in Seattle. Madge's old fashioned badger burgersDec 20, 2021Dec 20, 2021
ElliotstewartWild turkey trouble.Goodness, it’s amazing how quickly small town gossip gets out of hand.Dec 14, 2021Dec 14, 2021