Do I count as the younger demo? I’m 29, so I kind of think I’m too old to fall into that category. Anyway, most relationships are stupid and are mainly just life distractions. Some are good. Some are so good you decide to call it a marriage. Marriage is nice. Weddings are fucking stupid and expensive and pointless. You know what else is nice? Disposable income, not being told what you can or can’t eat, getting to stretch out onto the WHOLE couch instead of your side of the couch, and I could go on. Which is to say, single life is pretty damn sweet too. Like really nice. I’m happy in my marriage, but if I hadn’t met this guy, I’d be pretty happy being alone too. I have my dog after all. Who could give you more love than your puppy?