I wanted to fit in the story of how I mule-kicked a frat boy who tried to bite my ass while I was…

Some guy did the same thing to me when I was walking up a staircase. In one fluid move he ripped down my pants and bit me in the but cheek. He went back down those stairs the hard way.

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