Step 1: Have no actual thoughts to share about anything of value, but come up with some real or imagined problem.

Step 2: Say it’s because millennials! Because…because millennials!

Step 3: Even if you can’t think up a problem, just write a few pages about how young people aren’t as good as you. It’ll still get clicks, promise. Remember to call them millennials or people won’t know how right you are!

Now I know how to write!! I wish I had something real to write about, but…but…millennials!! Entitlement! Envy! Whatever, millennials just suck. I know this because whatever my generation was called was so much better when life was way hard (but you could actually afford college and there were jobs).