The Design Process

  • omg yay a new project
  • ‘considering the project’ aka twitter aka procrastination
  • troll designspiration
  • troll pinterest
  • find a high-caloric crock pot dish to try later
  • troll dribbble/behance/etc
  • find drool inducing research
  • look at your own portfolio and decide that you should have became a sanitation engineer
  • break out your moleskine
  • absentmindedly sketch things and remember you suck a sketching
  • this is prob why you got a C+ in drawing 1
  • reluctantly open a blank file
  • wonder the meaning of life
  • avoid any semblance of structure, template or styles that would make your life easier later on
  • make a folder called “iterations”
  • hate everything
  • hate everything
  • hate everything
  • decide istockphoto.com is where good ideas go to die
  • find something you love about your new design
  • take a break
  • open the file the next day and HATE ALL THE THINGS
  • look back at your research that makes you green with envy
  • find things you like about it
  • try and make those things happen in your piece
  • finally find something that’s like ‘just ok’
  • move shapes
  • try it in Gotham
  • command-Z
  • convert text to outlines
  • make a file named “ver-5.2”
  • listen to your version of “HYFR
  • show someone(s) your new project
  • tell them it’s a “quick sketch — just an idea”
  • they point out things you never thought of and you get kind of pissed at them because they don’t understand your “JOURNEY”
  • you make changes based on their feedback
  • feel a tiny bit less self-loathing than usual
  • drink a beer (probably IPA)
  • realize your deadline is fast approaching
  • decide this is a perfectly fine time to organize your Dropbox folders
  • reluctantly open up file “ver-8.5”
  • switch over into “just get this shit done” mode
  • find little details that make you kind of love it
  • surprise yourself
  • read an article on medium about any other career other than design
  • i mean come on — you make and design cool contextual, helpful, and relevent shit for a living, life isn’t so bad
  • deadline comes
  • add “-final” at then end of the file name
  • show client/boss
  • everything you’ve done gets changed or manipulated within a fiber of it’s being
  • comfort yourself with the fact that you’ll put your original idea in your portfolio “when you find the time”
  • make the changes, show boss/client, make more changes etc.
  • add “final-final-2” at the end of the file name
  • everyone is in love with it (finally)
  • ship the project
  • START OVER (the most important)