Emily UrbanA 27 Year Old Living MMO: Active WorldsDuring the heat death of the universe and the end of everything we know, Active Worlds will still be there. And at least one person will…Mar 20, 20231Mar 20, 20231
Emily UrbanLaffin and LaLaFanFan: A Plushie ConspiracyHow can one cute duck plushie from Korea spawn so many fakes?Jun 28, 2022Jun 28, 2022
Emily UrbanTumblr Spam and Lost Media: This is Crosa RosaYou’re a small psychedelic indie rock band from Britain, so how do you get your name out there? One way is to spam people’s inboxes on…May 22, 2022May 22, 2022
Emily UrbanHow Do You Fix a Park that Has 40 Years of Problems? (Disney’s EPCOT)Ah yes, EPCOT, the problem child of Disney’s Florida theme parks; full of abandoned attractions, construction, and alcohol. What else could…May 10, 2022May 10, 2022
Emily UrbanThe Empowerment of Cute Mental Illness-themed FashionI was surrounded by my baby pink walls as I laid down in bed waiting for the pills I took to kill me. I looked around at all the cute…Apr 21, 2022Apr 21, 2022
Emily UrbanFinding Comfort in the Japanese Softbank Dog CommercialsPicture this: it’s December of 2020. We’re at the peak of the Covid-19 pandemic and it’s your freshman year of college. You were supposed…Dec 16, 2021Dec 16, 2021
Emily UrbanYou Can’t Be a Juggalo and Be RacistMy axe is my buddy, we right the planet’s wrongs / Me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie’s lawns. — My Axe by Insane Clown PosseNov 6, 2021Nov 6, 2021