Emily GalloDear Barbie, You Never Made Me Hate My BodyOne doll brand was never a part of the cause for such a complicated disorder.11 min read·Aug 15, 2023----
Emily GalloA 27 Year Old Living MMO: Active WorldsDuring the heat death of the universe and the end of everything we know, Active Worlds will still be there. And at least one person will…8 min read·Mar 20, 2023--1--1
Emily GalloLaffin and LaLaFanFan: A Plushie ConspiracyHow can one cute duck plushie from Korea spawn so many fakes?5 min read·Jun 28, 2022----
Emily GalloTumblr Spam and Lost Media: This is Crosa RosaYou’re a small psychedelic indie rock band from Britain, so how do you get your name out there? One way is to spam people’s inboxes on…6 min read·May 22, 2022----
Emily GalloHow Do You Fix a Park that Has 40 Years of Problems? (Disney’s EPCOT)Ah yes, EPCOT, the problem child of Disney’s Florida theme parks; full of abandoned attractions, construction, and alcohol. What else could…9 min read·May 10, 2022----
Emily GalloThe Empowerment of Cute Mental Illness-themed FashionI was surrounded by my baby pink walls as I laid down in bed waiting for the pills I took to kill me. I looked around at all the cute…8 min read·Apr 21, 2022----
Emily GalloFinding Comfort in the Japanese Softbank Dog CommercialsPicture this: it’s December of 2020. We’re at the peak of the Covid-19 pandemic and it’s your freshman year of college. You were supposed…7 min read·Dec 16, 2021----
Emily GalloYou Can’t Be a Juggalo and Be RacistMy axe is my buddy, we right the planet’s wrongs / Me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie’s lawns. — My Axe by Insane Clown Posse5 min read·Nov 6, 2021----
