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Emily-Jane Clark

Emily-Jane Clark

Totally Inappropriate Comebacks For Co-Sleepers

Comebacks for the Weirdly Anxious About Your Sex Life People, The Back Rod Brigade, The Self-Soothing Enthusiasts and more.

Oct 23, 2018

Totally Inappropriate Comebacks For Co-Sleepers

Oct 23, 2018

Emily-Jane Clark

Parenting for Idiots: How Not To Be An Arsehole Visitor

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Oct 11, 2017

Parenting for Idiots: How Not To Be An Arsehole Visitor

Oct 11, 2017

Emily-Jane Clark

An Idiot’s Guide To Sleep Training

SOME ‘experts’ tell us that sleeping training is bad for our babies…but then some insist that NOT sleeping training is BAD for our babies…

Aug 6, 2017

An Idiot’s Guide To Sleep Training

Aug 6, 2017

Emily-Jane Clark

Parenting for Idiots: A Baby’s Guide To Leaving The Womb

Lesson 1: A baby’s guide to leaving the womb

Jul 19, 2017

Parenting for Idiots: A Baby’s Guide To Leaving The Womb

Jul 19, 2017

Emily-Jane Clark

Parenting for Idiots: How Babies Actually Work

A STEP BY STEP GUIDE TO BABIES BY BABIES

Jun 22, 2017

Parenting for Idiots: How Babies Actually Work

Jun 22, 2017

Emily-Jane Clark

Five Minutes’ Peace: A Parody

What happened when Mrs Large lost her shit….

Jan 23, 2017

Five Minutes’ Peace: A Parody

Jan 23, 2017

Emily-Jane Clark

To the mum who thinks she looks like shit

I am not going to lie to you. You do look a bit crap. You have barely slept in weeks and chances are you are not going to fit back into…

Jan 23, 2017

To the mum who thinks she looks like shit

Jan 23, 2017

Emily-Jane Clark

How to stop giving a f**k about the baby sleep advice

‘SIXTEEN hours they say she needs! What are we doing wrong?’ I yell at my husband, who rolls over sleepily to join me for our regular…

Oct 19, 2015

How to stop giving a f**k about the baby sleep advice

Oct 19, 2015

Emily-Jane Clark

Coming clean about my dirty plastic habit…

AS the country mourns the loss of the free plastic shopping bag, I fear the 5p charge will not be enough to deter the habitual carrier bag…

Oct 6, 2015

Coming clean about my dirty plastic habit…

Oct 6, 2015

Emily-Jane Clark

Emily-Jane Clark

Author Sleep is for the Weak: Journalist & comedy writer https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0857834312/ref=

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