My review of the Britney sex doll by Tantaly — My posts never get flagged by OnlyFans, so I was already surprised when I got the notification. But not as surprised as when I actually read it. They wanted me to send them a release for the other model in one of my photos. Which really confused me because I…

Blow him like a good girl — You don’t give a blowjob just to give a blowjob. It’s a lot of work. Your jaw and your neck might get sore. It would get old real fast. It’s just not worth it. But that’s okay, because it’s not actually why you do it. You do it because sucking…

How I get off without getting hurt — Ever hear of the piledriver? It’s a sex position you’ve almost certainly seen, but probably never tried. It starts with a lady going upside down. She’s got her shoulders, neck, and the back of her head against the floor. Her back is resting against the side of a bed, a…

My review of the Maia Tulip suction toy — I knew my love of cute things would get me in trouble sooner or later. See, I have this tendency to swoon over them — and I swoon hard. I melt into a literal puddle over photos of kittens and puppies. I’m a big sucker for pastels and soft colors. …

How to make her want it as much as you do — I’m really into anal sex. But when I say that, I worry I’m giving people the wrong idea. Like, I genuinely love it. No question about that. Some of the most intense, pleasurable, and satisfying sex I have involves my butt. I started working anal play into my masturbation sessions…

10 toys that blew my socks off in 2022 — I wasn’t sure I’d be able to put together a list of my favorite toys this year. Which really bummed me out. I really enjoyed putting one together for 2021 and I was looking forward to doing it all over again. But 2022 has been a weird year for me. …

Give it to her real good — I wasn’t a virgin the first time I took it from behind — but I definitely still acted like one. I didn’t have a whole lot of experience. I had sex a few times before, but always more or less in the same way. So when this guy told me…

My review of the Lovense Flexer dual panty vibrator — Getting fingered is one of the finest things life has to offer. As long as it’s done well, anyway. And it only takes a few things to make it really good. Some teasing and playing around helps for sure. Finding the right speed and pressure too. You’ll definitely want lots…

Keep’em covered, ladies — I try not to ruffle any feathers. But I put a lot of my opinions online so it’s bound to happen anyway. And it can really be over anything. I got a bunch of huffy responses when I said that it’s hot when guys make noise during sex — even…