Leaving in about an hour and I saw a rodent yesterday, scuttled past me like greased lightening and round the corner into the kitchen and under the skirting board — it was waving a banner with “im In’ on it and the trouble is I think he or she is still in and I cant find the mouse trap. I was told it was dangerously close to where he disappeared ie under the cooker so I can only assume the little critter dragged it with him into his lair.

Anyway Ive left him some cheese and biscuits and choccy out on the floor in case he gets hungry when Im gone. Just joking Roger. I put him in the hot spin cycle in the washing machine as a prank.

Im off….

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