My name is Emma, and I don’t have a butthole.

Emma Chapple
Aug 15, 2016 · 3 min read

Emma Chapple

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Freelance writer/comedienne with mixed results. Personal essays, pop culture and lukewarm media criticism. www.emmachapple.com

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