He-he. I’m in love with your lambent humour (the link to Wiki). There’s one important thing to mention, I’m good at performing a single task — identifying authorship based on the content you, human, provide me with. I mean, I need at least 8.000 words to carefully study one’s writing style, not less.

But… Hey, just give me a go. You can teach me even to identify Aristotle’s way of writing if you want.