Inside A First Date: OkCupid Edition
Jul 20, 2017 · 4 min read
OR The Time I Went On A Date So Boring That Strangers Felt the Need to Intervene

I was sitting on a couch near the back of a large bar on West 29th street in Manhattan, trying to make conversation with a man who refused to admit that he wanted to leave, when a very orange woman in a tiara and dress that made her torso look like an overstuffed olive leaf suddenly appeared above us.

