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How to End a Conversation with a Narcissist Without Waiting for the Apocalypse
The narcissist — master of the monologue, king of the self-praise, and unwavering champion of “me, myself, and I.” Engaging in a conversation with one is like trying to find a moment of silence in a room full of jackhammers.
But what if you find yourself trapped in one of these endless diatribes? You know, where you blink and suddenly, it’s been an hour, and you haven’t said a word?
Well, fear not! Here’s your guide to escaping a conversation with a narcissist before the planet ends (or before you start contemplating joining their delusional “fan club”).
Step 1: Master the Art of the Graceful Exit
Narcissists love to hold court, but they also love attention. If you suddenly express an urgent need to go, they’ll either accuse you of abandoning them or, more likely, insist you stay to hear their latest revelation. Your mission?
Keep it casual but firm. Just drop a line like, “Oh, wow, look at the time! I have a meeting with my self-esteem, and I don’t want to keep it waiting.” This will confuse them long enough for you…
