Why Dealing with a Narcissist is Like Herding Cats on a Sugar High

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Picture this: you’re trying to wrangle a group of hyperactive cats, each one fueled by a secret stash of catnip and a few too many treats. They’re darting in every direction, meowing about their “deep existential thoughts” and completely ignoring your attempts to corral them. Sounds familiar? Welcome to the delightful world of dealing with a narcissist.

First, let’s talk about the energy. Narcissists thrive on drama like cats on a pile of freshly folded laundry. Just when you think you’ve got their attention, BAM!

They’re off chasing after their own reflection, oblivious to your attempts to bring some reason into the conversation. You’d think you were trying to convince a cat that it’s not actually the ruler of the universe. Spoiler alert: it will never happen.

Now, let’s dive into the classic narcissist tactic of deflection. You bring up a serious topic, perhaps the fact that they consistently interrupt you (like a cat stealing your attention), and suddenly, you’re the bad guy.

“How could you say that? You never listen to me!” It’s like trying to get a cat to admit it knocked over your favorite vase; you’re just setting yourself up for failure. Instead of a rational discussion, you’re left dancing around their emotional landmines while they prance around…