you know how you at job and sometimes PowerPoint? we all been place, my friend. sometimes when thought leadership, no one ever content strategy! argh! in my experience working big brand (starback, wol-mart, pepsiwater, drunkwater, Phillip Morris, and Microsoft) hard worker time do positive ROI. So, here 4 way make big worker time and marketings for you.

1.) spreadsheet

As pope jean paul mcartney say: “ dance like people no looking, love like meanie whorebag ex ladyfriend no make heart bruise, and spreadsheet. always spreadsheet.” last year, president and CEO Merril Lynch, Jesus, use spreadsheet make normal water into drunkwater, but also make huge profit margin on repackaged energy derivatives. but what mean for today marketing guys? I tell you: ROI. Content strategys.

2.) social medians

in today world, technology is. therefore, big communication, hot pocket burn mouth roof , and google goggles. business must social medians strategies for make success. Rad ball have guy jump into space balloon on youtubes! this make me wans rad ball and remind me rad ball advertising , “rad ball. It give you hot wing” after wipe hot wing sauce from face hole i check Twitter and see that rad ball have 17 new follow. so basically, social medians = result.

3.) steve jorbs

self-explanatory. great leadership. visionary turtlenecks. iPad 65.

4.) follow your heart

unless against office rules. then tweet “working” and make more spreadsheet. also no look at sexy lady intern laughing with vice president. bottom lines: if you want make successguy then keep head down, never lose vision, and hard worker to make it. no worry about idiothead coworker who make funny and do work after smoking drug sticks. he never work hard he never succeed. it true. it say in bible and on Google.