10 Signs Your Roommate is Trying to Kill You
A true passive aggressive list. (and maybe a true story)
1 min readJun 7, 2014
- The barista by day insists on putting knives blade up in the dishwasher, closest to the opening.
- Zero effort to cover any blood related waste in the bathroom; no matter what kind. Oh hey unsightly biohazard mess.
- Drinking all of your coffee and eating your food without permission so starving becomes the possible cause of your impending headaches and death.
- Generates a full family size bag of trash daily, complete with the food you could have been eating. Killing trees must serve instant gratification.
- Offering you, your wasted food then, aka poison.
- Zero sanitation. “How do you make a bed/clean the toilet/clean well….anything?” (Circumstances being roommate is not your child).
- Invites strangers, yes real strangers, over on a regular basis.
8. Using the bathroom with the door open to ensure your compromised vision.
9. On shared errands navigation skills are only late and accident worthy in a car.
10. You, “could kill your roommate.”