Frankenbot: a punishing tale of sound and fury

What do you call a grifter handbook in the right place?

Context.

“As long as they keep making compound words I’m going to keep doing this”, thought the mad scientist. “I may even write an A.I. that parses language realtime and spouts Jeopardy questions as it murders the human race. I’m hoping to be spared because I created it.”

Meanwhile . . .

What do you call it when a boat in motion makes an automated purchase?

Robot.

“Yesss. They will spare me for sure.”

*scribbles notes on the wall*

“Homonyms are the key that unlock the universe!!”

/root -su delete thinking.bat

(Ed. The internet has been rebooted . . . because it got new shoes!!!!)

A ghost in the machine is worth two on a disc.

The End

— originally posted on www.entertainscape.com