And it never ceases to amaze me how the typical Liberal uses personal attacks and lies to avoid…
Louis Weeks
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Your attempt to sound intelligent is almost as amusing as the hypocrisy behind your statements. Did I lie when I said Trump bragged about sexually assaulting women? No, I don’t believe I did. Did I lie when I brought up the “alternative facts” defense used as a justification for the blatant falsehood regarding Trump’s inauguration numbers? Again . . . nope.

I almost died laughing when you accused Liberals of hatred and lies. Do I really need to drag out every inaccuracy present in the words of both Trump and his incompetent administration? Do I need to bring up people like Richard Spencer or the rampant racism that was present in your party when a black man became president and you whined like petulant children and refused to cooperate with him (the protest depicting pictures of a black man hanging from a tree was an especially nice touch)? How about Dylan Roof and the Charleston church shooting? Calling Michelle Obama an “ape in heels?” Yelling at Mexicans to build your wall? Ripping Hijabs off the heads of Muslim women? Shooting up Mosques?

The most interesting aspect of the Conservative party is their refusal to admit that they are a breeding ground for the lowest common denominator in society. The racist, misogynistic, homophobic, biphobic, and transphobic always find a home in the deep, dark crevices of the foul-smelling ass crack of the right-wing narrative, yet they continually imply that they are just as inclusive as the left. Your hatred and bigotry is laughable, as is your overwhelming reliance on an anti-science book of fairy tales whose various aspects have repeatedly been refuted by an overwhelming body of evidence to the contrary. My brush with death (I was clinically dead for NINE minutes), combined with the realization that I saw NOTHING while I was gone, has established my view that not only is your sky fairy make-believe, but that your party are a group of weak-minded idiots for believing he isn’t. You can brag about taking control of the White House all you want. History has proven that you won’t remain in power forever. You can attribute the shift to some half-baked philosophy if it makes you feel better, but the fact of the matter is that you people are infuriated by equality and the inclusion of a black president was the last straw for you so you all banded together like an unholy inferno and took over. End of story.

It’s not hard to imagine why Conservatives feel the need to brag about their petty victories. After all, it must be difficult to hold on to those antiquated ideals when they keep slipping through your fingers like specs of sand through an hourglass. My suggestion is to look on the bright side: you can always ignore Trump’s abysmal approval ratings and pretend that the world loves him, much in the same way Trump wanted to ignore the actual size of his inauguration crowd. Just chalk it all up to an “alternative fact” (do you think that’s what covfefe means? The world may never know) and shush anyone that dares to burden you with that pesky little thing called truth. Shh, it’s okay, little baby. Mama’s got you. Santa Claus is real. I promise.

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