Patrick O'FlahertyLife Timeline Dating Profile1962 I was evicted from my mommy’s womb. There were no evictions moratoriums back then so my appeal was denied. I had to go. That was the…Feb 2, 2022Feb 2, 2022
Patrick O'FlahertyI’ve Learned That…I’ve learned that: you can’t trust your dog to watch your food; don’t leave your glass of water unattended with your cat; don’t ask your 3…Nov 5, 2021Nov 5, 2021
Patrick O'FlahertyPersonality Disorder Dating ProfileWarning: Psycho Single Guy Seeking Deranged Diva . . . Call the Fun Hotline (1–800-ME-CRAZY) and Press the Top 3 Extensions that Best…Nov 3, 2021Nov 3, 2021
Patrick O'FlahertyThe Product Dating Profile’62 Sports Coupe, Low Miles, Runs Fast, Garage Kept, One Owner, Clean Title, Needs TLCNov 2, 2021Nov 2, 2021
Patrick O'FlahertyAdding Humor to Cover LettersIf you want an unique way to differentiate yourself from the myriad of job applicants, consider a humorous tone and get your application on…Nov 1, 2021Nov 1, 2021
Patrick O'FlahertyAre You a Person of Interest?Are you guilty of the crime of “Love at First Sight”? Does it seem like you’ve been sentenced to life in bachelorette prison without…Oct 30, 2021Oct 30, 2021
Patrick O'Flaherty’Twas The Night Before My Relocation…’Twas the night before my move, when all through my bod All my nerves were frazzled; I was soon to meet GodOct 29, 2021Oct 29, 2021
Patrick O'FlahertyBirthday Wishes from a Dog to Her Pet ParentDear Master Margie,Oct 28, 20211Oct 28, 20211