Aug 9, 2017 · 1 min read
You Can Never Have Too Many

The first time I ever saw Highlighters was at my next door neighbors’ house. They were religious fanatics and the dad would highlight scriptures in the Bible. He said that they were very special markers that did the Lord’s work. I wanted one of those markers so bad I thought it might almost be worth trying to find Jesus. Then one day I saw them for sale at K-Mart and realized that any heathen could buy them. That guy lied to me. What a shithead.
