I mindfully examine the stamp of the IAm. Right down to the bugs. I think to myself ‘certainly the Apple store has a a warranty.’

I approach the young man at the counter and ask him to fix my IAm.

He sheepishly informs me of my folly and declares my IAm a counterfeit.

I storm off.

Later on I find my eyes locked on my IAm and suddenly realize there is a clear button….

I press this. The IAM seems to be powering back on.

But it still doesn’t work functionally.

So I investigate a little further.

I find the reset.

Ahhhhhh. Beautiful

I now have a fully functioning IAm. Wonderful.