Turd Polish

Eric Griggs
Sep 5, 2018 · 1 min read

Holy Necro-post, Terijo!

If I recall correctly, Phil was a mysoginist and I could not be bothered with crafting a more clever response. Perhaps Kay remembers better than I.

The Geritol commercial is fun though.

Can’t polish a turd, ya’ know.

Or can you?

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